Baguette

I still remember those endless journeys through Europe, only to get from my hometown to the wished Holiday spot near the Spanish coast. We had to travel over, under or through another big country - too big for me.

This is how I learned to hate it. I hate almost everything related to it. I hate the language, the people, the food, the culture, their highways, gas-stations, their cars. I hate (Oh my God, I love you so much just because we're in) Paris, I hate Lyon and Lourdes. I hate their president and their f***ing Topmodel-like First Lady.

I hate the whole area. If the coutry didn't exist, Germany and Spain would be neighbournations. But it does exist. So, I guess I'll have to keep on living with it.

But one day, when my BatCat rules the world, we're gonna eliminate them all.

Destroy France!